Will a Child Fit in Your Schedule? One Mother’s Story.

The light on my office phone was blinking. I could see the annoying notification through the window as I tried to herd high school students to their next class.

“What now?” I muttered.

I was in no hurry to answer. If experience was any kind of forecaster, there was either a parent on the phone wanting special privileges for her child or a school administrator on the phone wanting a judge for the upcoming writing fair or a chaperone for the holiday dance.

We were headed into Thanksgiving vacation. I’d purposely scheduled all the composition papers due the day before the holiday, so I would have a five-day break to read them. I didn’t want additional responsibilities, something administrators and parents tended to assume childless couples were seeking.

“Yes,” I said, picking up the receiver and nodding to a student who handed me a late assignment.

The voice on the other end was more friendly than mine was.

“You sound busy,” he said politely.

“Yes,” I took another student’s paper and tried to match the caller’s graciousness. I failed miserably.

I knew this was our social worker wanting us to update our fingerprints.

“Kent,” I said, trying to stack an unruly pile of paper while shaking my head at a student who had just hauled in a giant bag of Doritos and was acting out a commercial. “Can we come down on Monday?”

“You busy today?” he asked pleasantly.

“Well, kind of,” I replied, keeping an eye on the Doritos bag. I needed to get into the classroom before the chips became part of the carpet.

“Then you don’t have time to go pick up a baby?” He was still pleasant.

To heck with Doritos. Who cared about the essays? Let someone else stand round at the dance. We were going to get a baby.

Eventually, I did correct every paper. While a tiny baby lay in the crook of my left arm.

The Doritos were no problem either. I took the large bag and went around the classroom, giving every kid a portion, and, as the owner looked on, I tossed the rest. Then I called the principal. I’m sure he cringed when he saw his light blinking. To bad. Deal with it. We’re going to get a baby. You, Mr. Administrator, can find me a sub.

When your baby comes, you’ll figure it out. You’ll change priorities. You’ll not take on quite so many assignments. You’ll laugh more at the chips, and you’ll care less about the floors. If you don’t, you’ll go crazy.

Don’t go crazy. Babies don’t need crazy parents.

Birth mothers aren’t wanting to “give my baby away.” They aren’t “giving up my baby.” They are finding a perfect place for their baby.

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